Welcome to the spotlight on the detriment of the good name of the cinema. This is Brokedown Cinema, your colossal revenge against movie stains that have stolen precious moments from your life.

This Week's Deep Hurting:

Recently I vented my wrath on:

Time Runner - Mark Hamill tries to save the future from aliens who can't shoot straight, and they're not even Stormtroopers.

Trekkies - I started to say "get a life" but then I looked at my Star Wars collection.

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace - You would think that after Richard Pryor they would have learned.

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Also check out:

Colossus and the Headhunters
The Amityville Horror
Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes
The Hunger
Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
The Stuff
Batman and Robin
Mon Star
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend
King Kong Lives

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