When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to celebrate the depths of the cinematic equivilent of yard mulch, it falls to those who provide such information to a free and unified people that we should provide a community. So here's some pretty cool links. . .
THE AGONY
BOOTH - I'm into revenge against bad movies and so is this website. TAG
is a great site chocked full of mainstream and obsure works of a skunkweed cinema.
What is most notable is that his reviews are somewhat lengthy (that's good)
and he goes into great detail to flush out the pain and torture of each feature.
Don't forget to check out his review of Batman and Robin.
BAD CINEMA DIARY - These guys are
really cool. They review movies in small capsule reviews (they are short and
to the point) that are usually very pointed and very funny. The result is a
LOT of content and a lot of laughs.
BADMOVIES.ORG - THE hub of bad movies. Aggrevating
to those of us who created bad movie site by virtue of the fact that we didn't
think of it first. Providing a creative way of reviewing the movies themselves.
He provides, screencaps, video, audio, user reviews, bad movie website awards,
a complete vault of crappy cinema. One gripe: I'm starting the petition to bring
back the Legion of Muck. Long live The Legion of Muck!
MUTANT REVIEWERS FROM HELL - Really good stuff, full reviewsand a fun "mutant meter". His reviews are very honest, not just slamming for slamming sake, if he doesn't think the movie is completely horrible he says so.
OH THE HUMANITY! - A Great site, one of the most talked about on the web has unfortunatly fallen into The Land of the Lost in terms of updating. C'mon guys where are you?
SEVEREN'S WORLD OF REALLY AWFUL MOVIES - Really good reviews on this site but what stands out if the diversity of the films that she reviews. I was surprised that another human being had actually heard of Trog.
STOMP TOKYO - If there is a high counsel of bad movie wedsites, this one is truely one of it's elders. Stomp Tokyo has been around for seven years and it is one of the most well-known. This site is a varitable cornucopia of bad movie delights from every genre, from the mainstream to the brutally obscure. Be sure and check out the Indian Superman.
OTHER GREAT MOVIE SITES:
THE
GREATEST FILMS EVER MADE -
This is my other site, the polar opposite in which I express my love for the
cinema. Check it out.
THE JOE BOB REPORT - Monstervision is gone but life will carry on. If you
need your weekly fill of Joe Bob's Advice to the Hopeless, then check out his
official page.
THE INTERNET MOVIE DATABASE - I think Rain
Man runs this site, there is no movie site on the entire internet that contains
more content. This is the Holy Grail of movie info. Here you can find information
of just about every feature film, straight to video, "special interest"
movies, TV shows, short films and even video games. They even list movies that
are in production.
TROMA.COM - Celebrating their 30 anniversary, these guys are the premiere craftsman of creative ca-ca. If you've been offended by it, they've probably made a movie about it.
FAN APPRECIATION SITES:
(some of these
are kinda PG so don't view them at work)
BRUCE CAMPBELL ONLINE - Hail to the King Baby! The god of campy films has
his own website.
LINNEA QUIGLEY CIRCLE - The mistress of the megaton yelp. See what she's doing and where you can meet her.
BRINKE STEVENS - Not was well known as Linnea but this fellow voice box breaker/troma favorite has a fanbase all her own.
ROBERT Z'DAR - A page devoted the Monarch of the Mandible.
THE SARAH BUXTON APPRECIATION PAGE - One can appreciate the adoration for the lovely star of The Bold and the Beautiful and you wouldn't find any better place to do it then TSBAP. I think she would be flattered (or creeped out).
SANDY FRANK.COM - Sandy Fraaaak! Sandy Fraaaak! Spielberg won't return his calls!
More to Come . . .